The Church Of The SubGenius Chicago Clench is bringing slack to Chicago! If this is a joke, dear friends, it's a joke you can believe in!

 
"The conspiracy has thousands of nuclear weapons, we only have one. Well, I got drunk the other night and misplaced it around here somewhere. I think its with my keys so as soon as I find those..."
Pope Michael Flores
 
Here is the infamous MTV ad for the Church.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt9MP70ODNw
 
The Chicago devivals will be at 8PM at THE LIAR'S CLUB, 1665 W Fullerton free parking both sides of the street.

$6 You must Be 21 or over.

Sat Nov 28th THE QUEST FOR SLACK: Scream Out over holidaze with relatives, learn the story of "Bob", the 1982 World SubCon Tribulations

Sat Dec 5th A JOYFUL NOISE Everyone bring odd instruments to play, surprise Chicago musicians to show up

Sat Dec 12 SEX MIRACLES AND YOU 24 hour marriages, reverse healings, sex with aliens!

Sat Dec 19 PUT THE X BACK IN XMAS!

The fallible Pope of Chicago opens a can of whup ass on the holidaze season! Can I hear a hell yeah!

DON'T BRING GUNS! WE HAVE PLENTY! PRAISE "BOB"!